Wow... Just... Wow Nintendo O_O
I honestly didn't expect anything better from you guys. I went into your show expecting even LESS then the bare minimum of what you could deliver, given that you've been little else but a Major disappointment in my life for year after year.
And yet what did you? You manage to do something else even more horrifying and pathetic then I could even imagine. I mean here I was already giving up and moving on away from the series I appreciated so much. The Zelda Series was moving in a different direction from what I had hoped which is fine, but I felt like it was better for me to grow out of it, rather then constantly get disappointed with each installment that came out.
So then I hear rumors that you're finally moving onto making another Metroid game and I'm like "Cool" that sounds awesome. Metroid is a fun video game series, I love it. Even the worst ones I felt like had hearts of Gold in them. And hey, the concepts are always simple to apply, but a cool blast to play through. A lone and powerful bounty hunter ready to fight through any space pirate or creature through the dark remnants of abandoned spaceships and lost relics. Just a really timeless and badass series altogether.
Then you make... THIS:
Just... I-I-I... I don't even know what to say anymore. I'd say that I shouldn't be that surprised or shocked anymore given how bad and underwhelming Nintendo's recent track record has been but this has taken things to a whole other level. Where once I could have just thought of Nintendo as being Corporate, Greedy, and Lazy; this makes it seems like they almost want to fail. It actually scares me quite a bit. Is Nintendo really this insane? It's almost like they're allergic to money and success. And here I thought SquareEnix was messing around. This is just Mad.
Oh well, I guess at least Splattoon is fun I guess.